The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. (LAUGHTER)ĮVA: Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural childhatch. (SQUEAKS)įEMALE CLASSMATE: Hey, Eyebrows. So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance?Īnd don't forget, the squirrel was. You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey before I (WHISTLES) split, okay? ![]() Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right? (CHUCKLES) Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband? I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the "gluten-free cake."Īlready? But you're the only one that's had cake. Rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake is on you! I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked. "I'm really bad at my job and I'm late." "and fell on the thing you paid for!" -(MIMICKING GIBBERISH) ![]() That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined!Īnd the next time you mess up, don't tell me a story, just take responsibility. The clown we paid to be here an hour ago fell on our son's hatchday cake. You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box, but, you know, I think I got a little bruise. You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move.
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